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Man in Zhangbi - Will Harasta

Will Harasta is a Historian without a degree, a sword without a sheath and a book without a bookmark. He lives in both Wudang Monastery, China and Wilmington, Delaware. He owns 26 cars, each with a license plate displaying a letter of the alphabet. He attends the religious services of all faiths & denominations, he also donates money in all denominations. He once killed three birds with one stone, being the over achiever that he is, though he must confess it was a rather large stone. He was arrested for kidnapping, but was released on good behavior. He discovered a new species of tree frog in the Amazon, but decided not to document its discovery, so that its kind could roam free in the wild. In late 2005 he swam the English Channel without flippers, crossed the Sahara with a 12oz bottle of water (half empty upon completion), and established a homeless penguin shelter in Antartica. 2007-2008 was a big year for Will Harasta. Whereupon graduating from Yale with a B.S. , M.A., MD, PHD, and PHADHD, he went to further his education at his local school, Wilmington University, pursuing an Associates degree.

In 2009, his 401k took a big hit, which sent him on a mission to avenge his masters death. Upon receiving news that his master was stll alive and living in an exclusive Miami retirement home, Will abandoned his mission. In order to regain his damaged fame and wealth, he challenged Chuck Norris to a battle of wits, knowing full well he couldn't beat him in a physical fight. After defeating Chuck in a round robin game of Scrabble, Will was made mayor of Kalamazoo, Michigan for his efforts. Sensing that Kalamazoo was not the future, he hired ninjas to escort various Michigan mayors to the sea, where they were put on a cruise ship with a life time supply of chocolate. With his rivals now happily disposed of, Will set about controlling Michigan's cheese industry. The industry proved sustainable, and soon Michigan was exporting furniture, tvs, even cars...made of cheese.

In 2010, he was blessed with triplets. He gave his triplets strict orders not to cry, and they never did. To this day, Will always says that was his proudest moment. He proceded his triplet blessing by divorcing his 15th wife and marrying his previously 5th wife. The two lived a happy marriage until 2 weeks later when they divorced. He adopted a tiger cub and made it his rightful heir. The tiger cub was the first to be cloned, and soon Will had cloned well over a million tiger cubs. Unfortunately, the tigers broke free and caused considerable damages. He suffered from stress and in 2011 made his boldest move yet, he joined suite101 as a contributing writer.

This profile contains fragments of truth, interspersed with buckets of half truths and whole lies.